1. Dude, I am so fucking shady. Like damn lol

     


  2. You fucking tricked me, and I feel played. Gross

     


  3. You made promises you havent fucking kept. Expect me to fucking leave if that doesnt change.

     


  4. “I really need to start exercising. I have to be healthy”

    *continues to complain about playing catch with a 2 yr for 5 mins*

    Okay. Which one is it then?

     


  5. Officially the first time I’ve felt inferior…that’s not going away now. I’ve been made aware. Fuck.

     


  6. This shit always fucks up my zen. Drama, over it.

     


  7. …you could’ve just said no. Thanks for making it obvious though.

     


  8. How the fuck is this my fault? I’m not making you do 30000 unnecessary things. Stop making it seem like it’s my fault that you cant go. Fucking sick of that shit.

     


  9. WHY THE FUCK DO I BOTHER.

     


  10. YOU 👏 SAID 👏 YOU 👏 COULD 👏 HANDLE 👏 IT